OMG! Just when I think that we (Americans) might have turned the corner and started to become a bit more reasonable (or at least less idiotically reactionary) I read a story like this one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7427206.stm?lsm . It seems like we actually desire to be ruled over by the stupidest people we can find (i.e. Ms Malkin--see the story link above). But, thank God that our media does their job in fueling this ignorance by creating a story where none should exist. How else would we ever be able to root out and destroy these hideous plots by subversives and terrorists. And, finally, where would we be except hopelessly lost without the keen decision-making prowess of the courageous souls in charge of corporations like Dunkin Donuts? How would they ever survive if the entire readership of such a tower of intellectualism as Ms Malkin were to suddenly refuse to purchase their deep-fried treats? Think of the economic chaos if several dozen neo-stupid, overweight extremists switched from Dunkin to Krispy Kreme. We could be plunged into civil war and anarchy (well, the anarchy could be fun).
Thank you, Dunkin Donuts. Thank you, Ms Malkin. Dear God, please help us.
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