OK...I want to get serious for a few minutes so buckle in.
Do you think God sits up in heaven (is it up? where is it really...heaven, I mean) and just giggles and snickers when guys get old enough to start having hair grow in places it never used to? For example, our ears. Why in the world do we, after living 35 or 40 years without hair growing on and in our ears, suddenly wake up and discover we have 2 extra places to shave? You look in the mirror one morning and instead of the guy you're used to seeing there's a hobbit or something (no, wait...hobbits have hairy feet; well, you get the point). And don't even get me started on the nose hair thing. For cryin' out loud! And the worst thing of all is the guys who don't shave the extra follicles. GROSS! What do they think, that they're French? Guys, I know it's not fair or fun, but just shave it. You look like a creeper when you don't.
Do you think God sits up in heaven (is it up? where is it really...heaven, I mean) and just giggles and snickers when guys get old enough to start having hair grow in places it never used to? For example, our ears. Why in the world do we, after living 35 or 40 years without hair growing on and in our ears, suddenly wake up and discover we have 2 extra places to shave? You look in the mirror one morning and instead of the guy you're used to seeing there's a hobbit or something (no, wait...hobbits have hairy feet; well, you get the point). And don't even get me started on the nose hair thing. For cryin' out loud! And the worst thing of all is the guys who don't shave the extra follicles. GROSS! What do they think, that they're French? Guys, I know it's not fair or fun, but just shave it. You look like a creeper when you don't.
Pray for peace (and hairless orifices).
Mike
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